But will they bloom????

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antelope
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But will they bloom????

Postby antelope » Fri Jul 08, 2011 8:37 am

I Wonder....
I wonder whether they would look better on the kitchen table or in the entry?
I wonder if it would help to put those preservative packets in the water?
I wonder if they come in different colors?
I wonder if they're cheaper by the dozen?
I wonder if they come long-stemmed?
I wonder if they will bloom soon?

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This was taken at 115th & Allisonville Rd., Indianapolis, Indiana.
The sign is real and was up for two hours before someone stopped and told them how to spell PEONIES!
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Born 1948, married 1969. BPH & Type II Diabetes at age 35. TURP-2002; Some ED even before that. Cardiac valve surgery-2007. ED from diabetes. Poor results with pills. Started trimix injections in Nov, 2010. Great results from the very beginning.

jn1421
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Re: But will they bloom????

Postby jn1421 » Fri Jul 08, 2011 1:19 pm

G-Man,
If these things bloom, what fragrance will they produce?

antelope
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Re: But will they bloom????

Postby antelope » Fri Jul 08, 2011 4:10 pm

Musky, with a hint of Irish Spring.
Born 1948, married 1969. BPH & Type II Diabetes at age 35. TURP-2002; Some ED even before that. Cardiac valve surgery-2007. ED from diabetes. Poor results with pills. Started trimix injections in Nov, 2010. Great results from the very beginning.

billybob5898
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Re: But will they bloom????

Postby billybob5898 » Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:14 am

Hi I loved your joke. You said you had a turp done and are takeing injections. I will soon be takeing quad mix injections but I am hopeing to get an implant soon. Have you thought about an implant? You do know that medicare will cover it. I am on medicare and my doctor has already told me that medicare will cover it but you have to try everything else before they do it. Injections are usually the last step. If you want to e-mail me my address is billybob5898@yahoo.com. There is also a penileimplant group in yahoo groups if you had any questions. Me and the other guys on the group try to answer all questions that come in. Infact the person who started this website is also a member. Talk later Bill

antelope
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Re: But will they bloom????

Postby antelope » Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:30 am

Hey Bob,

Yes, I think an implant is probably in my future. But for now, the trimix injections are working magic with no side effects. So I'll stick with shots as long as I can. Thanks for the additional info. I'll check it out

Greg
Born 1948, married 1969. BPH & Type II Diabetes at age 35. TURP-2002; Some ED even before that. Cardiac valve surgery-2007. ED from diabetes. Poor results with pills. Started trimix injections in Nov, 2010. Great results from the very beginning.

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Re: But will they bloom????

Postby David_R » Wed May 24, 2017 7:58 am

This is hilarious! :lol:

A sign that I saw before there were cell phones so I couldn't take a picture was a Shell gasoline station where the "S" had burned out, leaving a large, strongly-lighted sign above the building that said " HELL". ;)
Baltimore area. Age 68. Prostatectomy 2000, CX in 2002. After 12 yrs. got LGX 2014. My urologist is Dr. Marc Siegelbaum of Univ. of Md. St. Joseph Med. Ctr. in Baltimore suburb of Towson. (After regular inflating I regained my original length and girth.)

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Re: But will they bloom????

Postby dg_moore » Wed May 24, 2017 9:16 am

I wonder if Lorena Bobbitt worked there.
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Re: But will they bloom????

Postby David_R » Sat May 27, 2017 10:30 pm

Another (true) funny sign story.

There was a sign over a Wendy's that I saw some time back, one that used letters that were totally exposed to the air so they could easily blow off.

They meant for the sign to say "Closers needed." Instead, the "C" blew off, so the sign now said
LOSERS NEEDED.

:lol:
Baltimore area. Age 68. Prostatectomy 2000, CX in 2002. After 12 yrs. got LGX 2014. My urologist is Dr. Marc Siegelbaum of Univ. of Md. St. Joseph Med. Ctr. in Baltimore suburb of Towson. (After regular inflating I regained my original length and girth.)

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Re: But will they bloom????

Postby Donnie2016 » Sun May 28, 2017 10:28 am

Waffle house got it's new name when the W's on so many restaurants burned out. People starting calling it the Affle (awful) house. If a restaurant has letters burned out for months, I won't eat there. I also won't go to a place that advertises 'cook wanted'. Seriously. The sign should say business opportunities, apply within. Who's cooking the food? You may not want to know.
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Re: But will they bloom????

Postby Lost Sheep » Sat Jun 24, 2017 4:05 pm

Does Allison Nursery double as a Synagogue?
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