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Words of wisdom

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2015 2:46 pm
by ohohiakane
KFC is a shelter for battered chickens.

You never have to groom a beard of bees, it combs itself.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet this morning, now I can't find the guy who has them.

Told a girl that I follow her. She said, "Oh, you mean on twitter?" I said, "What's twitter?"