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Elderly

Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2023 7:06 pm
by dg_moore
An elderly woman called downstairs to her husband, saying "Herbert, why don't you come up here and make love to me?" He replied, "I'd be glad to, but I can't do both."

Re: Elderly

Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2023 7:48 pm
by Lester33
:lol:

Re: Elderly

Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2023 9:47 pm
by Lost Sheep
dg_moore wrote:An elderly woman called downstairs to her husband, saying "Herbert, why don't you come up here and make love to me?" He replied, "I'd be glad to, but I can't do both."

Young bull and an old bull looking up at a herd of cows atop a hill.

Young bull: "Say, why don't we run up there and fuck a couple of those cows?"

Old bull: "Why don't we walk up there and fuck'em all?"